Functional Incoherency

Never say anything on the internet you wouldn't yell on a crowded street corner


Syd Straw
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"Only Love Can Break Your Heart," 2008

Hats. Lots of hats.
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"10th Avenue Freeze Out," Hammersmith Odeon, 1975

Brian is incoherent about paintings.
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I'm not sure I can even put words to how wrongheaded this video commentary on Gerhard Richter seems to me -- how can his portraits be emotionless when they fill me with feeling? -- but I feel compelled to link to it just because it got me thinking about Richter again. But I don't think I have much in the way of thoughts about Richter. The ideas I've read about his work -- "photography," "the blur," "history," "memory" -- the stuff his work is supposed to be about seems to me to have little to do with the experience of seeing his work. I can't even describe why his Baader-Meinhof paintings are not (and are, too) like Yeats' "Easter 1916." It's a facile description that doesn't mean anything about what those paintings do.

Grant opportunities, the ones that never knock ...
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The Foundation for Alcohol Research:
The Foundation's unique partnership between academia and industry grew out of a shared concern over the lack of factual information about the health effects of alcohol for the vast majority of consumers who drink in moderation.


Playing on the shuffle:
all we need is money
just give us what you can spare
twenty or thirty pounds of potatoes
or twenty of thirty beers ...

Vexillology
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Flags of places in the United States

Wikipedia has a motley collection. The expected names are there -- New York, LA, Chicago, etc. (This is the first time I think I've seen the Philly flag.) But there are a lot of smaller places that are proud enough to claim their own flag:


  • Flag of Grand Forks, North Dakota
  • Flag of Groveland, Massachusetts
  • Flag of Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
  • Flag of Hawkins County, Tennessee
  • Flag of Lafayette, Indiana
  • Flag of Las Vegas, Nevada
  • Flag of Madison, Wisconsin
  • Flag of Marysville, Washington
  • Flag of Santa Barbara, California

Mandelbulbs
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This project tries to take the Mandelbrot set and create 3D images from the math. Thus, the Mandelbulb. These pictures are worth a look -- but I find them kind of unsettling. Reminds me of looking at Giger artwork -- these shapes seem organic, but alien.

Good news from Afghanistan
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Via Spencer Ackerman:

SAS dog found after year in Afghan wilderness

12 November - An Australian Special Forces explosive detection dog has been found alive and well more than a year after she went missing in action in Afghanistan.

Black Labrador “Sabi” was recovered by a US Soldier at an isolated patrol base in Oruzgan Province, after going missing in the same September 2008 battle during which Trooper Mark Donaldson, VC earned his Victoria Cross.Read more... )


Don't see a lot of good news coming from Afghanistan. I'll take what I can get.

A poem for the day
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DULCE ET DECORUM EST
Wilfred Owen

Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of tired, outstripped Five-Nines that dropped behind.

Gas! Gas! Quick, boys! – An ecstasy of fumbling,
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time;
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling,
And flound'ring like a man in fire or lime . . .
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.

If in some smothering dreams you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est
Pro patria mori.


8 October 1917 - March, 1918

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I had a bad dream about watching people falling after posting that video about the amputee skydiver, so I probably shouldn't have watched this video.

Nothing bad happens, but ... not a good image.

Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Video Game
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Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Video Game Offers Engine Repair, Awaiting Orders

Superfreaks ramble
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I've read a bit about the willfully stupid ideas about global warming put forward in the new Superfreakonomics book, but it wasn't until reading this review that I figured out the analogy I was looking for. Geoengineering, as a solution for climate change, is like giving a liver transplant to a drunk.

The argument in the book is that reducing our burning of fossil fuels is far too difficult, and instead the simple solution is to somehow rig a hose going 18 miles up into the air which will pump sulphur dioxide into the atmosphere to mimic the effect of a volcanic eruption. (There are many people on the internet more knowledgeable than me who can give you exact details on why this is a godawful solution to the world's climate problem.)

I agree with the people who say that geoengineering is worth studying as a last resort in dealing with the crisis. (There are people who argue we shouldn't even study it because it's a distraction from the necessary work of reducing carbon emissions.) But geoengineering, if we do it, will be global surgery -- and it will be performed without anesthesia.

The argument from the freakonomics writers, that we shouldn't put effort into reducing carbon emissions because pumping toxic gas into the upper atmosphere will be much simpler and easier, is like a guy responding to a warning from his doctor that if he doesn't stop drinking his liver will give out and he'll die in a year by asking to have his name put on the transplant wait list ahead of time.

Land of Opportunity
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The Times has an interactive breakdown of the unemployment rate by gender, age, race, and educational status.

My cohort (college-educated white men between 25 and 44) has a 3.9% unemployment rate. (I get what the tea partiers are upset about. We must take our country back!)

How you doin'?

Progress, as always, kind of sucks
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It's historic that the House passed health insurance reform, but women got thrown under the bus to make it happen.

Relevant: GOP Members Shout Down Women Members of Congress:
The Democratic Women’s Caucus had a series of speakers lined up to talk in favor of the health care bill, and Republicans decided to shut them up by talking over them, endlessly interrupting with spurious parliamentary inquiries:



Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator
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I got:
"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Columbo and Tarzan. The story should use a plague as a plot device!"
Which lead to:
After an exhibit African art opens at the Getty, a terrible plague hits LA in the 70s, and the city sends an elite team made up of Columbo, Jim Rockford, and Charlie's Angels off to Africa to return a mystic amulet to the lost temple where it belongs -- the only way to end the devastation. While there, they team up with Tarzan, and the Angels go undercover in a Nairobi roller derby league to help Columbo and Rockford pin the caper on the sinister real estate tycoon who engineered the whole thing.


I couldn't find a video of Dramarama's "70's TV," so here's a mariachi band messing around with "Anything, Anything."

Claustrophobia / There's too much paranoia / There's too many closets i went in before
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German deer still won't cross the Iron Curtain

The problem with looking for adventure
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... is that it just might find you.

The vast majority of amputees lose limbs due to diabetes or circulatory problems. While traumatic amputees are a small minority the whole, we have all the best stories.

Cold or flu?
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Somebody just emailed me a version of this chart, and it seems a handy reference for this winter. This one's from WebMD.

Read more... )

*cough*
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America's pro-flu labor laws

I'm sure it's a comfort as you go about your daily business to know that 40% of American workers don't get sick days. I'm sure nobody's sneezing in the back of the restaurant, or coughing as they deliver cups to your local coffee shop.

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Why two Dakotas?

commonplace
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"The villain in my stories is life."

-- Will Eisner

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