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7/8/09 09:22 am - YHC Heavy Industries

"Distance, homelessness, anonymity, and insignificance are all part of the Internet literary voice, and we welcome them."

7/8/09 01:41 am

“an almost Romeo-and-Juliet story between an aging porn star and a cyborg.”

7/4/09 10:37 am - decadents

In 1889, JM Stoddart, the American editor of Lippincott's Magazine, took Oscar Wilde and another writer to lunch, over which he proposed that each man write a long story for his publication. One of his lunch guests that day went off and dreamed up a tale of an uncanny, bohemian, manic-depressive genius who stalks the yellow fog of London, takes cocaine and morphine to ease the torment of living in this "dreary, dismal, unprofitable world", and abates his drug habit by compulsively scheming to peel back the surface of other people's lives, betraying secret histories of violence and vice. Stoddart published Conan Doyle's second Holmes novel as The Sign of Four. Wilde, for his part, turned in The Picture of Dorian Gray.


-- Michael Chabon

7/3/09 07:49 am - Happy Birthday

I've been listening to David Blight's lectures on the Civil War, which led me back to this speech. Frederick Douglass' "What to the Slave is Your Fourth of July?" is always worth a read at this time of year.
I remember, also, that, as a people, Americans are remarkably familiar with all facts which make in their own favor. This is esteemed by some as a national trait - perhaps a national weakness. It is a fact, that whatever makes for the wealth or for the reputation of Americans, and can be had cheap! will be found by Americans.
It's comforting that we're not as iniquitous as we once were, but, given the loftiness of our ideals, we're still hard to beat for hypocrisy.

7/1/09 12:34 am - Shouldn't let this milestone go unnoted

Congratulations to the people of Iraq, and congratulations to the US.

Let's get the hell out of there.

6/24/09 03:25 pm - Good news

... but more for my insurance company than for me. I'm still under warranty.

I should be back to my new self, and off of this old leg, on Friday.

6/21/09 11:49 am

I also saw what I think must have been a Gambrel's Quail, although the beak I saw didn't match the picture. It looked curved, but maybe it just had something in it's mouth. I didn't hear it say "chic-a-go-go," either, but I wish I had.

6/21/09 08:45 am - hummingbird

Too far off to even guess at its kind, but nothing else moves like that, not among the vertebrates, anyhow. Blurred wings hovering at a blossom.

I heard, then got a quick glance at a woodpecker who was testing out his power on the plastic cowling on a hotel light.
For a moment just now I thought I saw an LBB on the gravel below my window - the it darted and I saw it was a hummingbird hovering just above the ground.

6/20/09 11:04 pm - I've got to remember to pack my binoculars

6/20/09 10:59 pm - Onion

60-Year-Old Hippie Pitied By 40-Year-Old Punk

6/20/09 05:12 pm - How things work out sometimes

What's great about this story about a Times reporter who just escaped from seven months as a captive of the Taliban is that it's obvious that it's the obituary they had ready to run if things went bad.

Let's hope more news stories have happy endings.

6/20/09 12:01 am - Honor

This has been posted lots of places, but it's worth posting one more time:
"I will participate in the demonstrations tomorrow. Maybe they will turn violent. Maybe I will be one of the people who is going to get killed. I’m listening to all my favorite music. I even want to dance to a few songs. I always wanted to have very narrow eyebrows. Yes, maybe I will go to the salon before I go tomorrow! There are a few great movie scenes that I also have to see. I should drop by the library, too. It’s worth to read the poems of Forough and Shamloo again. All family pictures have to be reviewed, too. I have to call my friends as well to say goodbye. All I have are two bookshelves which I told my family who should receive them. I’m two units away from getting my bachelors degree but who cares about that. My mind is very chaotic. I wrote these random sentences for the next generation so they know we were not just emotional and under peer pressure. So they know that we did everything we could to create a better future for them. So they know that our ancestors surrendered to Arabs and Mongols but did not surrender to despotism. This note is dedicated to tomorrow’s children…”

6/18/09 06:07 pm

It feels upsetting to be limping without hurting. (Although soon my back will hurt from the limping.) I count on my mechanical parts, I trust them and I feel let down.

It's disorienting having to renegotiate ambulation on the fly, even at SDS where I'm surrounded by people who move in manifold ways: walk, limp, crutch, roll, cane ... I haven't seen anybody walking on their hands. I haven't seen that since my old friend Joe Menuli.

6/18/09 02:55 pm - repeat

This same part has broken before, but I can't remember when. Was it on this foot, or the one before? Could it be fixed by itself, or did the whole foot need to be replaced?

For my own reference, this is the ring at the top of my shock absorber. There's a kind of thump with every step, it reminds me a little of walking with a flip flop or a busted sole - something kind of flopping.

UPDATE: To be precise, part # RFX50102, the top of the outer tube, is what broke.

6/18/09 02:18 pm

Crap. Broke my leg, and I'm 2,000 miles from home. It's been sounding funny, and I guessed I just needed a spot of oil. Turns out it's broken -- a small part and it shouldn't be a problem, but it's disturbing. And this foot isn't even that old - I'm gonna have to look on my journal to check when I got this, but I think this is less than two years old.

I need to figure out now if I need to see a doc before I go see my prosthetist. I need to make some calls.

6/17/09 08:59 am - Beautiful, Terrifying

I've been following events in Iran with fear and hope. If you're looking for clarity and perspective, the New York Times, including their running updates at . Juan Cole always lives up to his title, "Informed Comment." He's getting updates from fellow academics inside Iran. I liked this passage:
Another man asks who is going, what is going on? He is told that the "Mousavi-chiha" are marching starting at 4. He laughs, "Mousavi-chiha nadarim, hame ye Iran hastand!" We don't have Mousavi supporters, it's now all of Iran ...
I also liked this nod to American literature:
The procession passes through an underpass and just as there is great pleasure in honking the car horn in tunnels these many people send up an enormous cheer, echoing off the walls. From dark to light the crowd emerges from the underpass and looks back to see what they have done. There is above them stretching across the tunnel a dissonant sight, a sign with the visage and message of the Supreme Leader. He watches over this protest in the manner of TJ Eckelberg...


Finally, if you want a breathless, up-to-the-minute roundup of video and twitters and rumors and reports, Andrew Sullivan is living this story.

6/13/09 03:07 pm

My condolences to the people of Iran.

6/13/09 02:00 pm - Lincoln Steffens

"The misgovernment of the American people is misgovernment by the American people."

6/10/09 01:31 pm - Say it soft and it's almost like praying ...

I've been watching all of Arrested Development on Hulu, and now I can't stop saying to myself, "Bob Loblaw's Law Blog."

6/5/09 08:10 pm - The Dead Grandmother Syndrome

It has long been theorized that the week prior to an exam is an extremely dangerous time for the relatives of college students. ...
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